All Letters will be mailed out on the 1st. of December, or as they are received thereafter. Please place your orders before the 16th. to ensure delivery.

Children's Christmas Letter

December 2002

Dear Stephanie Ramsey,

Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas. The elves and I have been very busy making toys for all the good boys and girls. We have some nice surprises ready for you this Christmas in Center, Texas. Remember to hang your stocking and set out a small snack for me on Christmas Eve (a cookie will do).

Also, Stephanie please try to do something nice for your family each day. The world can be a better place to live if we learn to give of ourselves. There is a little bit of Santa in all of us when we share with others.

Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas, Stephanie.

Children's Santa Letters $5.00 including shipping and handling

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Adult Gag Version

The Adult Christmas Letter comes in 2 versions, Naughty or Nice. A Sample of the Naughty Letter follows:

Dear James Alan Collins,
Rita has told me that you have been naughty this year. When are you going to stop staying at the office too late? I have no choice but to leave you some switches when I visit Timpson, Texas on Christmas Eve.
James, I do hope that next year will be a better one for you and you improve your behavior toward mankind. Your consideration to this matter will be greatly appreciated by all.
Santa Clause

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